Rocket League a must-have game in your library, this game is awesome. Very fun to play and it’s even better with a couple friends. Like many said, this game is easy to pick up, but hard to master.
Everybody hates weebs for their constant trash-talking of people who either are worse than them or don’t watch anime. This guide will try to help you stay rageless and/or win the game. It’s pretty hard, so buckle up and listen…
Do the “holy” triple: Concentrate. Adapt. Annihialate. Or C.A.A. for short. What does it mean?
This should be your primary focus. Weebs type at least 500 symbols per 10 sec (not a fact), so if you get scored on and/or demo’ed, you won’t be able to write back. If you try, you’ll end up idling and losing a goal or an advantage over your opponents.
The second most important part of your strategy requires at least a primary method of communicating with your teammate (-s). Quick chat will do just fine. But Steam voice chat or a Discord call will do even better. You need to coordinate your moves and strategize your next actions. Without that, you’re probably make a back-pass without anyone there to pick it up and lose the front lines, instead having to play defence ’till your teammate makes a lucky clear to the enemy side. Don’t take chances either. It’s a devastating way to demoralize your team and cause tilt (salt) or lower your odds of winning. Act with confidence of your future actions’ success.
If you’re a retired weeb or a copywriter, you can try this tactic. It’s unnecessary, so count it as a “bonus meme”. It mostly includes writing back. Crazy, I know. But there are more punishing ways to destabilize the weeb’s mood condition. Start with something simple, like bumping and nasty dribbling (if you can pull it off). After that you can start demo-ing and blocking the enemy, or making unbelievable shots (requires skill) and stopping the push towards the net. Some occasional “u should die” or “ur so f-ing bad go kys bronze b-tch” jokes may slip through, but believe me, that’s all they’re capable of. You can shoot a 9mm bullet (Anime is gay), or fire a 270mm cannon shell (What does a toilet and you have in common? You’re both full of♥♥♥♥♥♥ when they’re the most vulnerable.
If a forfeit from them follows, congrats! Your strategy worked! You can report them for trash talk along the way, but that’s a case of mercy and law.
Never thought someone would be that determined to defeat a weeb to make it here…